Girl: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Friend: It makes
your butt look poorice.
Confused: You say poorice can be whatever you want
it to be...
Explainee: Except for poorice... :)
Confused: Yes. But what IS poorice?
Explainee: Whatever you want
it to be, except for poorice :) duh.
Confused: BUT WHAT IS POORICE?
Explainee: Eurgh, give up.