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7 definitions by gammadelta1

 
1.
A unit of time. Useful in many different circumstances.

Man getting ready for a date: 3 seconds

Woman getting ready for a date: 45 minutes

Time for which it takes your friend to leave the house: 3 minutes

A historical event (a moment in time): depends if it is the sinking of the titanic (hours), impact of fat man (.01 milliseconds)

Interval of time it takes to complete computer repairs in a movie: 2.45 seconds (always followed by the word “there”)

A threat: 16 seconds give or take a few.

Well hell, a unit of time it takes to do anything. All you have to say is “in a moment” and they (friends/family/gun toting villains) have to wait until your done. Except if you get shot cus that would suck, but at least it’ll only take a moment.
You have one moment

I'll be down in a moment

In a moment

Just give me a moment

It was just a moment and it was done

Screw you guys, it was only a moment
بواسطة gammadelta1 اكتوبر 1, 2007
 
2.
A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.
I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.
بواسطة gammadelta1 اكتوبر 1, 2007
 
3.
The spawn(er) of Satan’s idiot troll, who happens to be our 43rd president. Known for her ability to degrade any individual, race, or situation in a manner that makes it sound, if anything, nice. However the thought behind it is anything but.

During her time in the white house and after she became involved in many projects, charities, and events each with an ulterior motive behind them. Most notable of these being her charitable donation to the Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund under the condition (yes I did say condition) that the charity do business with an educational software company owned by her son Neil Bush.
In another prime example, after winning a recognition she won $36,000 of which she gave most, that is MOST to charity. Leaving the question of her definition of Some.
About the war in Iraq she was quoted saying, "Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? Oh, I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" This esteemed quote shows a complete lack of respect of the country that she helped hold sway over.

Also noted for her being the subject of many cruel, belittling, but accurate jokes much of which doesn’t have to do with her, but with her relation to George Sr. and Jr. According to comedian Doug Stanhope, she is known to consort with Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan, Dan Quayle, and George Bush Sr. in a bathtub fantasy, in which it is rumoured she “unrolls her flaccid labia, like some ball-less nut sack”

Plays a part as the second boss in the ANTI-BUSH-VIDEO-GAME found on the internet.

It is anticipated that over half of the American public wishes that she was sterile
Dude, listen to this bitch, barbara bush can kiss my ass!!!
بواسطة gammadelta1 سبتمبر 30, 2007
 
4.
An individual who is considered to be two faced. Back stabber.

A coworker who acts like your friend, but will inform the manager of even the most minor infractions.

A twist of the word matrix defined as a grid displaying patient/employee proportions.
Becareful, she's a metrix, don't do anything or Shana will find out.
بواسطة gammadelta1 اكتوبر 1, 2007
 
5.
The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.
Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom
بواسطة gammadelta1 سبتمبر 30, 2007
 
6.
Term used to define any sort of small baby doll, of varying size.

The act of grasping an individual, usually of the opposite sex, in a manner that denotes the possibility of a sexual encounter in the near future.

The extreme difference in definitions, however, are based upon the same phrase for which it is uttered.
I’m going to hold’ju baby we are going to have a tea party

Last night I had this bitch in my hold'ju. She got away from me though.
بواسطة gammadelta1 اكتوبر 1, 2007
 
7.
The “a” pronounced like the “eng” in England.

A substitution for the word “fuck” to make it more usable in a public environment.
Get Faxed.

Fax You.
بواسطة gammadelta1 اكتوبر 1, 2007