Otherwise known as Briggsy's Gay Mafia. A bunch of pretentious artists
who punish the non-arty. They march through
cities and verbally abuse
anyone who dares to walk past an art gallery
without going in and jizzing their pants in artistic excitement. Briggsy's Art Police is made up of all the artists
been anally pleasured by Briggsy and who worship the dwarf as their god.