65 definitions by charles

To state that something will not happen so as to increase the chances of that thing happening. The opposite of jinxing.
Stop antijinxing, you know youre going to do well.
بواسطة Charles يوليو/تمُّوز 8, 2003
one whom desecrates his sanctity through acts of vile perversion and misfit necrophilismn. Whoms sole purpose is merfing and engaging in the art of snowballing and beastiality. He lives for the rush of the male orgasm and enjoys the fine lifestyle of the everescent flamboyant meeple.
If bentoid was here all the little oriental boys would be in a extreme euphoric state.
بواسطة charles نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 30, 2004
The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
بواسطة Charles أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 14, 2004
To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.
Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.
بواسطة Charles مارس/آذَار 18, 2004
a girl that likes to be with multiple guys at once
a girl that is with multiple guys and she is still semi-with her ex boyfriend
بواسطة charles مارس/آذَار 8, 2005
Slang for slitting wrists.
"My life is horrible..."
"Oh, go play the gothic viola!"
بواسطة Charles مارس/آذَار 23, 2005
The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.
Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.
بواسطة Charles يناير/كانون الثّاني 28, 2004
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