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12 definitions by The Guru Turtle

 
1.
An elite bukkake warrior hailing from the shores of Japan. Born in a hidden monastery, the warrior was trained by monks starting at the age of two in the ancient art of bokkake-thai. This elite warrior can ejaculate onto a woman's face in a matter of seconds after first masturbating or being masturbated. They can strike without warning, covering a woman's face in sperm before she even realizes they are in her presence. They were trained to always hit the woman's face with every drop of sperm. During training, whatever sperm didn't make it onto the woman's face, the warriors had to lick up and swallow themselves. They were also trained in the art of the golden shower, going through the same training process in the ancient art of goldenshow-thai. Once the training of both of these ancient art is completed, the warrior in training becomes a bukkakattackite, or an elite bukkake warrior. They can then go out into the world in order to use their elite skills to bukkake and piss onto women's faces.
Man #1: Woah, did you see that!? I think it was a bukkakattackite! I only saw a blur, but then my neighbor's face was covered in sperm and piss! Wow!
Man #2: No, I didn't see it.... damn.
بواسطة The Guru Turtle فبراير 28, 2006
 
2.
A program or other sort of cotton-related device used to extract or compress your black files.
Use NigRAR to extract your black files!
بواسطة The Guru Turtle ابريل 14, 2011
 
3.
Don't stick your dick in crazy
"Wow, my girlfriend tried to cut me last night! I had to break up with that bitch before she tried to kill me.

"DSYDIC, bro!"
بواسطة The Guru Turtle اكتوبر 16, 2011
 
4.
A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)
Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.
بواسطة The Guru Turtle سبتمبر 16, 2008
 
5.
When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.
Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!
بواسطة The Guru Turtle سبتمبر 16, 2008
 
6.
To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!
"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."
بواسطة The Guru Turtle يناير 28, 2008
 
7.
A dick the size of a donkey's dick
Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!
بواسطة The Guru Turtle فبراير 28, 2006