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21 definitions by Tacoma Beags

 
1.
(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.
Dude, where’s Mark?

Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.

Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags يونيو 30, 2011
 
2.
The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags ابريل 14, 2011
 
3.
When a man attempts to initiate vaginal, doggie-style sex but his penis slips upward into the woman’s butt crack and/or anus, (colon). See also Belgium Misfire.
Dude, why is Sandy walking so funny? Oh man, last night I tried to hit that shit from behind and totally busted a colonial slip right up her ass.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags ابريل 14, 2011
 
4.
The acceptable weight at which a man is willing to have intercourse with a woman, plus one ton.
Whew man, take a look at Samantha—she is really packing in on. Yah bro, she’s about a fuck ton too many for me.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags ابريل 14, 2011
 
5.
Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags فبراير 28, 2011
 
6.
To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of inserting said limb into the anus; see also “The Stranger,” or “The Stranger’s Punch.”
My ass hurts something fierce from The Stranger's Pinch I totally gave myself last night.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags فبراير 8, 2011
 
7.
When a man attempts to initiate vaginal, doggie-style sex but his penis slips upward into the woman’s butt crack and/or anus and before he can correct, he ejaculates. See also Colonial Slip.
Dude, I think I may be gay—Last night I had a Belgium Misfire on Sandy and now I can’t wait for it to happen again.
بواسطة Tacoma Beags ابريل 14, 2011