Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting
gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though
I was intrigued, I decided that
the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting
just the normal hamburger
and a cup of water."
verb: Did you see that
? I just ninja porned
noun: You totally got Alice with that
ninja porn; good job!