After going to the bar, and getting shit faced. You find the fattest ugliest slut in the place. Make sure that
a bunch friend of yours
have setup in your house
with some cameras
in a good hiding place (closet, bathroom, under the bed, etc.). Take
her home, even though its against
all rights of man you engage in sexual conduct. As you or her about to climax
you through ice cold water on her and yell Shamu. And your friend jump out and snap pictures as she floundering around cold water shock.