47 definitions by SkidMarkyMark

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
بواسطة SkidMarkyMark يوليو 30, 2006
n. Synonym for Bigfoot.
Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
بواسطة SkidMarkyMark يونيو 5, 2006
n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.
بواسطة skidmarkymark يناير 2, 2007
A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
بواسطة SkidMarkyMark يوليو 13, 2006
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.
بواسطة SkidMarkyMark ابريل 24, 2006
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."
بواسطة SkidMarkyMark يونيو 25, 2009
The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.
"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."

Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!
بواسطة SkidMarkyMark يونيو 6, 2006

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