22 definitions by Raul (comes out at night)

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 2, 2009
An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 17, 2009
JLP
The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?

Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 19, 2014
A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.
Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) سبتمبر/أيلول 27, 2009
The unusual return of a McFeeling from one week to a year following a meal at McDonalds.
Carlita: "Oh Raul I feel weak and I think I might pass out and/or shit myself. I think it's a McFeeling but I haven't had McDonalds in months!"

Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) يناير/كانون الثّاني 9, 2012
When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 17, 2013
is what the bitter and uneducated say when they dislike something or someone.
Example 1: Ugh, I can't believe it's only November and the Christmas displays are out. They are worse than hitler!

Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!
بواسطة Raul (comes out at night) نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 20, 2013

رسائل يومية مجانية

ضع بريدك الألكتروني في الخانة لتستقبل الكمات اليومية الشعبية مجاناً كل صباح!

رسائلنا ترسل من daily@urbandictionary.com. لن نرسل لك رسائل غير مرغوب فيها.

×