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2 definitions by Oliver Cuntwell

 
1.
Originates from Naval sailors of Portsmouth in England getting lonely while at sea. These sick individuals would get a skate fish, slit it in half and nail it to a board. This would then be used to provide sexual pleasure.

Hence people from Portsmouth are known as Skates.
Harry Redknapp is a skate. Peter Crouch used to be a skate but he's alright now.
بواسطة Oliver Cuntwell اغسطس 12, 2006
 
2.
The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.

Used to define someone you don't like very much.
He's a proper cunt wipe!
بواسطة Oliver Cuntwell مايو 19, 2006