ابحث عن أية كلمة، مثل: donkey punch

11 definitions by Napoleon Bonerhard

 
1.
In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.
After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard اغسطس 13, 2007
182 31
 
2.
Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.
We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard يونيو 15, 2007
148 29
 
3.
A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.
I surpised her with a sudden lane-change in return for snowballing me the other night.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard نوفمبر 15, 2006
84 6
 
4.
Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.
Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard نوفمبر 17, 2006
81 6
 
5.
Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.
I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard اغسطس 8, 2007
87 18
 
6.
A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.
He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard ديسمبر 4, 2006
77 14
 
7.
Simply put, a regional term for vomiting.
I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.

Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.
بواسطة Napoleon Bonerhard نوفمبر 29, 2006
68 9