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Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
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بواسطة Mr.Utley نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 3, 2012
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