1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make
toys for good boys and girls with
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas
who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children
and put the toys in the shoes they
left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children
don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with
some desperate fat guy who probably
is a drunk
who abuses his wife and hates kids.
1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus
will get you that bike
you want...and I can fuck
Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).