1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Fellatio. Obtainable in Vietnam for ten dolla, or possibly five dolla if you can haggle it down. The prostitutes love you long time for ten dolla, boom boom long time.*

*Not applicable to those deemed muy beaucoup.
You want sucky sucky?
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 17, 2004
Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.
Relax, don't do it.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 1, 2004
(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.

Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
بواسطة Kung-fu Jesus يوليو 17, 2004
Also "The Beast". Not to be confused with Satan, the anti-christ will be identified by a birthmark of number 666.
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends thebeast with wrath because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its' number is Six hundred and sixty six."

Revelations Ch. XIII v.18
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 25, 2004
An angram of "Old west Action"

Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry
Make my day, punk.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 3, 2004
The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.
starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus

mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 28, 2004
Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!
Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 3, 2004

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