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1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

 
1128.
(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 1, 2004
 
1129.
Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.
Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 24, 2004
 
1130.
Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".
TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 18, 2004
 
1131.
(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 8, 2004
 
1132.
A say, a count.
I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 30, 2004
 
1133.
See also merikan
merkians over there shouting at the tv.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 29, 2004
 
1134.
I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 20, 2004