1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

sas
Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 28, 2004
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
بواسطة Kung-fu Jesus يونيو 26, 2004
(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
You're a lousy singer.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 12, 2004
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 17, 2004
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus ابريل 15, 2004
(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus يونيو 7, 2004
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus مايو 2, 2004

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