How people from New York say "Coffee"
Also works with:
Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss
There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.
Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"
Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."
Fart. Can also be spelled Pudh, Pud, Paad, Pad.
Frank - "Dude, I gotta Padh!! Clear the room!!"
Mitch - "AHH!! OH MY GOD! EVERYONE RUN!"
When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.
May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.
Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"
Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"
Frank - "You said it, bro."
Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"
To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.
Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?
Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."
Adding "R"s into a word where they don't belong. Usually works after a soft "A" sound (Aunt, Lots.) but the "A" sound has to be before a consonant. (See example below.)
Mitch - "Hey guys, my Aurnt torld me to gor to the marll!!"
Frank - "What the hell was that?"
Mitch - "Oh, it was R Speak"
A really great hard rock band that not many people know about.
They have 12 vocalists, 2 guitarists and a bassist.
They are fucking awesome.
Frank - "Hey dude, have you heard of Bang Camaro?"
Mitch - "Hell yeah, bro! They're the best!"
A woman's breasts. You know, your girlfriends Gozongas. Your mom's Meat Rack. Your daughters Tetangas. Get the idea?
The word comes from the noise that a bicycle horn makes when you squeeze it.
See Peh Peh Milk
Frank - "WHOA! Check out those Peh Peh's!"
Mitch - "Wow, those are quite the pair" *Goes up to women, squeezes her breasts while making "Peh Peh" horn sound*
Frank - "Nice man!"