"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."
The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.
John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
The sound one makes when falling off a cliff.
Sarah: "Kevin, be careful! You're very near the edge."
The usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.
A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage
Article headline: "Why Tom Baker, the sixth Doctor, had such curly hair."
Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!
Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.
Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor
Comment: He was fourth!
Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?
Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!
Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!
Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.
Comment: Fourth Doctor
Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.
Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?
Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"
"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".
Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."
Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."
Guy 1: "Of course! Qwertyuiopasdfg@yahoo.com it is!"
The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers
- by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"
You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."