636 definitions by Jake

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
بواسطة Jake فبراير/شباط 21, 2004
refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
بواسطة Jake فبراير/شباط 3, 2004
Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
بواسطة Jake أغسطس/آب 10, 2004
a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
بواسطة Jake يناير/كانون الثّاني 25, 2005
1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam
dude your car is so haggard!
بواسطة Jake مارس/آذَار 10, 2005
pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
بواسطة Jake فبراير/شباط 28, 2004
(verb) to ejaculate
Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.
بواسطة Jake مارس/آذَار 24, 2004
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