636 definitions by Jake

Used when disgusted or upset about something
1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"
بواسطة jake نوفمبر 30, 2004
short for the word gorgeous
wow check out that girl, shes fuckin gorg!
بواسطة jake يوليو 12, 2004
a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
بواسطة Jake مارس 23, 2004
euphemism for "fuck"
She let me sleep with her.
بواسطة Jake فبراير 17, 2004
A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato
Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.
بواسطة Jake سبتمبر 28, 2003
Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.
I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.
بواسطة Jake نوفمبر 22, 2004
(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
بواسطة Jake يناير 29, 2004

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