6 definitions by Jabba Tiure

A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.
Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!

Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
بواسطة Jabba Tiure يونيو 12, 2010
An emoticon for an Asian female's pussy. Can be combined with 8====D for AIM humor. xP
PersonOnAIM1: Hey Mitch.

Mitch: Wazup, Juan?

...
Ten Minutes later...

Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
بواسطة Jabba Tiure نوفمبر 1, 2008
A notorius element in the Periodic Table of Elements known for its radioactivity and role in early radiotherapy. Was first discovered by Marie Curie at the dawn of the 20th century. Though killed by her dangerous endeavor to discover radium by chronic radiation exposure, radium has served to save many cancer patients's lives.
PatientIn1901: Good god this radium patch burns! At least it's better than dying of skin carcinoma...

DoctorBehindLeadShieldOverMicrophone: Just relax. After several months, your cancer should be in remission.
بواسطة Jabba Tiure ديسمبر 31, 2009
A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply
Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.

Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!

Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!

Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
بواسطة Jabba Tiure اغسطس 6, 2009
Caw
1. (Incorrect) A Jamaican "swear word" used to cover up profanity.

2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull

3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.
1. StudentInClass1: *CAW* this piece of *CAWWWWWWWW*!

Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!

2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)

3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!
بواسطة Jabba Tiure اكتوبر 11, 2009
A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.
Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
بواسطة Jabba Tiure يناير 31, 2009

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