6 definitions by J Diddy

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The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.
Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.
بواسطة J Diddy يناير/كانون الثّاني 16, 2004
The taking of ones penis and slapping it against the cheek of their partner's ass immediately following anal sex.
After I pulled out I gave her the chilli whip to remind her who was in charge.
بواسطة j diddy سبتمبر/أيلول 22, 2003
a man/woman who keeps massive amounts of semen inside her belly.
See that chick over there? She's such a jizz gutter.
بواسطة J Diddy مارس/آذَار 1, 2005
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabes h-town 4 life
man that crabes is crazy
بواسطة j diddy سبتمبر/أيلول 23, 2004
To try to suck your own dick.
He tried to hangle himself.
بواسطة J Diddy مارس/آذَار 20, 2004
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