9 definitions by HandFlapper403

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.
*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!
بواسطة HandFlapper403 ابريل 8, 2011
Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
بواسطة HandFlapper403 نوفمبر 3, 2010
When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
بواسطة HandFlapper403 ابريل 8, 2011
The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"
بواسطة HandFlapper403 ابريل 20, 2011
When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
بواسطة HandFlapper403 ابريل 8, 2011
When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
بواسطة HandFlapper403 ابريل 9, 2011
When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.
بواسطة HandFlapper403 ابريل 8, 2011

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