1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore
. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian
when she's really Chilean
, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.
2. A real boner
3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore
is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.
2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden
show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction
4. Mark and Kim are perfect
for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.