city in the province
of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand
that was renowned
for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope
on Hirshhorn Avenue.
Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned
drug rehab place
: Oaks Dope
Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place
Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living
aka: Retarded Living
to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff
glue and go to the Oaks Center.
The Oaks Centre : World Renowned
for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell
out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope
Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world
and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney
Spears in 40 years.
Economy: Run by King
George (aka: GOD or King
Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King
owns a couple
of car dealerships around
the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.
Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums
still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place
where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially
at that Half-Way
, where you can get fine pieces
of old hag ass.
Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place
to stay, if you know how to blend
Jim : Dude! I'm addicted to Glue.... I need to go to Elliot Lake
to get treated!
Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again
on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!