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4 definitions by Cock Mongler

 
1.
a phrase used to signify an unexpected and surprising event. "Snap" is considered the new "Wow". Also can be used with "Oh" such as "Oh, Snap"
Oh, Snap! That dude just got ran over by a ice cream truck!
بواسطة Cock Mongler يوليو 7, 2006
 
2.
To sit around all day, play video games and watch DVDs while getting a steady paycheck in the process.
I called into work today and did some stalnakering in my place for about 12 hours
بواسطة Cock Mongler يوليو 7, 2006
 
3.
The worst basketball team in the history of recreational sports. AKA To loss a game by more then 25 points.
My basketball team went 1-24 last season. One game we pulled an IDMR and lost by 45.
بواسطة Cock Mongler يوليو 6, 2006
 
4.
Someone that enjoys playing with their penis in a public area.
I saw this old cock mongler playing with his junk in church
بواسطة Cock Mongler يوليو 7, 2006