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42 definitions by Boggler

 
1.
(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
بواسطة Boggler مارس 15, 2004
 
2.
(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
بواسطة boggler اغسطس 18, 2009
 
3.
(n). Nipples protruding through a woman's shirt, blouse, swimsuit or other undergarment, esp. when working out or on a hot day.
Hey mike, did you get a load of that bra braille that just walked past us? Wow.
بواسطة Boggler يوليو 25, 2005
 
4.
(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.

2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.
I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.
بواسطة boggler اكتوبر 16, 2005
 
5.
(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.
Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!
بواسطة Boggler اكتوبر 29, 2005
 
6.
(n). Any saying in big letters, usually found on the back of a pair a girl's sweatpants, like Abercrombie and Fitch.
There she was in the gym, on the treadmill, wearing an ass billboard. It had the word "Juicy" written on it.
بواسطة Boggler يناير 1, 2005
 
7.
(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.

2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.
بواسطة boggler يوليو 21, 2006