(Liberal Freak) "I'm going to vote for Barack Obama. This
country needs a black president."
(Joe Biden) "I wish I were black. Then I could snort cocaine, smoke pot, have a racist
pastor for 20 years and simply say I heard nothing, funnel money to convicted
criminals (Tony Rezko), support
of babies that
survived botched abortions, and have associations with known domestic terrorists (Bill Ayers) and still be considered a viable
option for the presidency because of my skin color."