فبراير 1
The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
بواسطة TakesALickin يوليو 19, 2011
يناير 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
بواسطة Tommy Mats يناير 28, 2015
يناير 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
بواسطة Trudub اغسطس 29, 2006
يناير 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
بواسطة Baconatordlx يناير 26, 2015
يناير 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
بواسطة jmbx2007x يناير 26, 2015
يناير 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
بواسطة paora يناير 26, 2015
يناير 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
بواسطة Riley finn يناير 17, 2015

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