يناير 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
بواسطة Trudub اغسطس 29, 2006
يناير 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
بواسطة Baconatordlx يناير 26, 2015
يناير 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
بواسطة jmbx2007x يناير 26, 2015
يناير 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
بواسطة paora يناير 26, 2015
يناير 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
بواسطة Riley finn يناير 17, 2015
يناير 24
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
بواسطة The wild wes يناير 17, 2015
يناير 23
striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch
Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!

Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
بواسطة Ggo1000 يناير 17, 2015

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